I am wearing shorts today, and I am so ready for summer and people and christmas and snowpeas.
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imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
For best results, sing the words of this comic in the voice of bluesman Robert Johnson. Further reading/listening: the latest on Picasso’s "Blue Room" and the best song about Picasso ever written.
The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.
The eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."
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